Sir Meta Knight

blackmambacheren:

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Oww!!

…You know what…?? I’ll prove you wrong!! I’M GONNA PROVE YOU WRONG.

Go ahead, we’ll see what happens.

Oh no! It's Meatball! What's a fatty like you doing here?

YOU STUPID ASHLI. *sighs* I don’t have time for this right now.

blackmambacheren:

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…Well then. In that case, I cordially invite you to-

*insert incredibly vulgar insults here*

I warned you.

Hits Cheren upside the head with his sword

blackmambacheren:

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…Are you saying that she’s not gonna want to marry me if I ask her?

Yes. This is what I’m saying.

blackmambacheren:

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…What if…

…Um…

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…I fully intend to get married…?

Then wait until marriage. But I doubt you will get married so forget these foolish desires.

rockroxie:

blackmambacheren:

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…Heh. You never call me ‘babe’. That’s a new development~

…..Your place is closer, I think.

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I can call you dweeb instead~ Now shut up and come with me ♥

…After a somewhat long flight, you arrive at your house. Unlocking the door, you take his hand and lead him up to the bedroom…

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Time to inform some parents.

blackmambacheren:

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I beg your pardon, but I am very responsible. I have a job and lots of responsibilities and I take good care of my students and my friends and my Pokemon and Roxie. Get off my back, would you?

I do not think so. You are not married. Therefore your respectability goes way down. If you were truly responsible, you would treat Roxie with more respect than this. Besides, I might have to inform some parents who exactly is teaching their children.

blackmambacheren:

rockroxie:

That’s more like it! You pull him in by his tie for a quick kiss, pressing close and hanging your lips over his. Who cares if you’re in public?

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…Well then… My place or yours, babe~?

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…Heh. You never call me ‘babe’. That’s a new development~

…..Your place is closer, I think.

You’re both idiots. 

blackmambacheren:

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Come on, man. I’m an adult. I can make my own decisions. Leave us be.

Well you certainly don’t act like one. Now stop this instant or there will be trouble.

um excuse you can't you see i'm trying to get laid here

That is not the kind of activity a young lady should be involved in. Wait until marriage. You wouldn’t want an accident would you?